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Ten Things You can Do With Ripped Abs

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Top Ten things you and your spouse can do with your ripped abs:

  1. Pour wine down them from your chest and drink it from beneath your crotch.
  2. Hold hot dogs while getting the buns ready.
  3. Use that six pack as a pillow (for those who like FIRM neck support).
  4. Use it as an abacus (for those who are not very good at math).
  5. Use them as a wash board when going green and saving energy.
  6. Use the abs as a breakfast plate. First course by chest, last course (you get it.)
  7. Use as a banner ad for the kid’s soccer team during the summer.
  8. Rent out as an “After” model for fitness ads
  9. Flex them at the pool to get free drinks!
  10. Make a list of ten things that you can do with your ripped abs.
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This entry was posted on Saturday, February 21st, 2009 at 4:15 am and is filed under Weight Loss Advice. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “Ten Things You can Do With Ripped Abs”

  1. marble hill missouri Says:
    February 21st, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    Good tips, you would think that people would use more common sense, but they don’t. Glad to see wiping of the sweat #1

  2. marble hill mo Says:
    February 21st, 2009 at 9:05 pm

    #11 ab body shots

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